Today's Missing Links - 05/09/19 - We're Not Sure What's Going on Here!

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1. Chinese live-steamer tries to eat octopus alive, nearly gets her face ripped off – Shanghaiist
2. Marine veteran nicknamed 'Combat Barbie' stuns in sexy pinup-inspired shoot | Fox News
3. *HANGRY MAN* IS UPSET OVER CHICKEN JOINT CLOSING
4. A Baby Monkey Figures Out How to Best Climb a Tall Fig Tree Without Any Help From His Watchful Mother
5. Man Performs Gnossienne No. 1 on Recorder Through a Birdhouse With the Help of an 18th Century Hand
6. Random Items Can Make Catchy Music, Believe It Or Not | RTM - RightThisMinute
7. Woman Jumps From Moving Car To Escape Kidnapper | RTM - RightThisMinute
8. Man Shot During Anaheim Police Pursuit
9. Employee at a supermarket severely beat the buyer at the checkout